ha'p'orth

• 'aporth, ha'porth, hap'orth, halfp'orth

Abbreviation of halfpennyworth.

• (UK) IPA^(key): /ˈheɪpə(ɹ)θ/, (dialectally) /ˈeɪpə(ɹ)θ/

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ha'p'orth (plural ha'p'orth or ha'p'orths)

1. (Britain) A halfpennyworth; the amount that can be bought for a halfpenny.
   • 1729, Jonathan Swift, A Pastoral Dialogue, written after the News of the King’s Death:

     At an old stubborn Root I chanc’d to tug,
     When the Dean threw me this Tobacco-plug:
     A longer ha’p’orth never did I see;
     This, dearest Sheelah, thou shalt share with me.

   • 1838, Charles Dickens, The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby:

     ‘Mighty fine certainly,’ said Ralph, with great testiness. ‘When I first went to business, ma’am, I took a penny loaf and a ha’porth of milk for my breakfast as I walked to the city every morning; what do you say to that, ma’am? Breakfast! Bah!’

   • circa 1880, William Makepeace Thackeray, Roundabout Papers

     You rascal thief! it is not merely three-ha’p’orth of sooty fruit you rob me of, it is my peace of mind.

   • 1997, H. W. Fowler, Modern English Usage:

     Halfpennyworth is best spelt and pronounced ha’p’orth.

2. (Britain, informal) A small amount.
   • 2003, Anton Chekhov, Ward No. 6:

     It’s very simple. Not because our people are ignorant and ungrateful, as you always explained it to yourself, but because in all your fads, if you’ll excuse the word, there wasn’t a ha’p’orth of love and kindness!

   • 1887, C. Stansfeld-Hicks, Yachts, Boats and Canoes:

     A well-built and handsome boat is worth varnishing, and it would be a pity to “spoil the ship for a ha’p’orth of tar”.

3. (Britain slang) A foolish person.
   • 1973, “Happy Birthday Arkwright”, in Open All Hours (Season 4) (TV script):

     Not that, you ha'p'orth.

   • 2000, Diary (16 Feb 2000) Frank Dobson (or possibly not) in The Guardian read at

     Mrs Dobson shouted: “Put on your anorak, Frank, you daft ha’p’orth, the maroon one I fetched you for your 60th, or you’ll catch your death.”

   • 2011, Barbara Nadel, Sure and Certain Death, →ISBN:

     'Oh well,' Mrs Darling said as she looked at the scene unfolding on the doorstep, 'at least the silly ha'p'orth didn't go to the wrong place.'

• Use in the colloquial British sense of “a foolish person” is usually modified with an adjective such as daft or silly.

• spoil the ship for a ha'p'orth of tar

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