snausage

A variant of the more usual sausage, from Snausages (“a brand of dog treat”), perhaps a blend of snack +‎ sausage.

snausage (plural snausages)

1. (rare slang) A penis.
   • 1996 May 22, “Sabine the Diva Chick” (username), “nutella!”, in alt.fan.aimee-lortskel, Usenet,

     nutella!  oh, the memories ;)  one time i was just too fucking lazy to smear it on, so i made dominick <my ex> dip his snausage into the jar, and i think i gained 2 or 3 pounds that night.

   • 1999 December 13, “J.R. Dean” (username), “Geoff Miller's Guilty Conscience?”, in scruz.general, Usenet,

     And there's Peeper Geoffie hiding in the bushes, peering through windows, rubbing his snausage against his little yellow raincoat.

   • 2004 February 12, “Venger” (username), “Re: Rumor leads to Kerry's pants!!”, in alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys, Usenet,

     Who is in charge, Kerry or his snausage? If he cannot master his groin, then he ain't worth a shit.