So there have been a couple of other posts about this, but they're either for Xcode 8.x, not for VMs, or never received a satisfactory answer.
I'm trying to run SpriteKit and I'm having the issue described here, where Xcode crashes immediately on selecting GameScene.sks. It seems to be a VM problem, because I can open the very same GameScene files just fine on my office Mac. I've went ahead and tried both VMWare and VirtualBox, both of which have the same result.
Other posts led me to believe it's something to do with drivers/virtualization regarding the GPU or acceleration. Is there some way to fix this?